My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I accidentally had phone sex last night
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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