don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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