Its about making memories worth repressing
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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