She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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