Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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