SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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