Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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