she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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