But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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