your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i've created a new STD.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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