I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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