just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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