do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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