Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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