glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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