We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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