omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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