I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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