why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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