honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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