used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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