I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Damn victory sex feels great
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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