Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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