yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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