She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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