guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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