Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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