Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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