scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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