Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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