Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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