I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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