after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize