I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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