Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Alive.
So much puke
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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