I am in a vortex of obligation.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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