Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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