Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize