...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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