we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I am naked and annoyed.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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