u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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