I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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