yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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