I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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