I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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