Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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