I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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