I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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