covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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