im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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