I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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