Dual....:-)
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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