They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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