this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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