do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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