I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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