i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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