i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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