when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Your penis caused this!
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