Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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