just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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